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zooophagous:

monetizeyourcat:

grimelords:

I heard that there’s hundreds of these in america. I heard families go to these dark buildings to eat while they’re serenaded by mechanical abortions. I heard americans subject themselves to this sort of torture as a fun family outing. But that couldn’t possibly be true.. could it?

america is the most wild and bullshit society ever built by human beings and this is only one reason why

I’ve been to like, half of the fifty total states and have never encountered one of these ever. Unless you count the hall of presidents in Disney world.

these do exist in america, in probably every state. and sometimes people buy these things, take them home, and then re-orchestrate them to play pop songs:

Source: youtube.com
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OH GOD DESMOND WHAT’S GOING ON???

OH GOD DESMOND WHAT’S GOING ON???

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THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE THE CHICKEN EATS YOU.

THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE THE CHICKEN EATS YOU.

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HEY BB SUP?

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Here, Desmond makes friends with his mortal enemy, the horse.

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THEY’RE HERE.

THEY’RE HERE.

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FLY, BABY, FLY!

FLY, BABY, FLY!

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He shoots, he scores!

He shoots, he scores!

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